Slim pickings for the Lebron hating industry these days.  

I counted three steps.

BRB, going to GameStop to buy a used copy of one of those Burger King games for the Xbox 360.

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There are four, FOUR! spellings of Kaden and not one single Raiden. The world is moving in the wrong direction.

See, we’re not racist. Some of our best players are black.

It’s like these idiots don’t understand basic economics! Here’s a little tip, you fucking morons. A supply and demand crash course—are you ready for it? Instead of trying to sell Steph Curry signature sneakers, a product no one needs or wants—maybe try selling a product EVERYONE needs and wants. It’s called the free…

It is a cosmic injustice if Westbrook isn’t crash bandicoot.

No couple REALLY cues up an episode of Real Sex to get in the mood.

Fuck.

Remember how everyone thought Westbrook’s surrounding cast was just as good as Harden’s? Those people should be publicly shamed every day at noon until the start of next season.

How is a dude named “Caleb Brantley” not a white guy?

Hitting someone in the ribs with a pitch...alright. Whatever.

Imagine a player with the head of a very smart kind of elephant and the body of, well, also an elephant but FAST! Now imagine a man who is half goat and he has hooks for hands. That’s crazy! Why not? Why can’t I have hooks for hands and live in the sewer? I’m just saying there’s no real reason why not. Cam Newton. Tom…

Also, sun is hot.  

Last time a Kizer talked this big, the rest of us got drafted.

Thank you *so* much for disregarding my inability to mention that the dunk accounted for a third of Turner’s points, as this post went up midway through the second quarter and I freely acknowledge that I cannot psychically ordain a guy’s scoring total before halftime.

And I have to Craigslist to find a woman to hit me and spit on me. Some guys get all the luck.

Russell Westbrook: “I don’t give a fuck about the line.”