Shouldn’t it technically have been Footy McFoot Face?

dude, your guys’ embedded video player is just fucking broken. what was wrong with the old one?

He and Harden average almost the exact same number of turnovers a game

This also happened:

Remember, Tracy McGrady is his younger cousin.

We talkin ‘bout PRACTICE!?!1!

THAT is Pre-GAME WarmUP!

A TRAVEL!!

Wait! That’s a double dribble!

You sold the video so well, I am pumped to watch it!

Nintendo Switch: “Zelda”

When Iginla was traded to the Kings, I texted the information to my dad. His response “He’s too fucking old.” I texted back “Dad, he’s my age.” His response “Well, you’re fucking old too.”

The Suns can’t be tanking. They don’t even have a white dwarf on their roster.

“One thought he should have zigged, and the other thought he should have zagged. They got sideways with each other.”

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Word is, this sudden health concern-related retirement resulted from a basic misunderstanding. DeMarcus asked for some career advice from his agent, who begged him to just fearlessly follow his true instincts.

Sure when Justin Timberlake does it at halftime it’s cool but when Zeke does it everyone loses their minds.

First kid comes in with Swag Level on Expert.

Is it just me, or did embedded videos stop working the past day or so on Deadspin?

Reporter: Knock knock.