I’ve used the “this one has spirit, some day he will be VP” about my toddler many times.

Ah, mais oui! I hope the Quebecois fur trappers are back, and happy one their own is now Prime Minister (but not President).

Wu-Tang is, in fact, for the children.

That trial of the gods scene was so damn stupid and ultimately unnecessary that I still keep cracking up about it.

I keep saying it and saying it and saying it, but for years trans people were trying to remind our peers in the LGBT community that they needed to care about the “T” because this wasn’t gonna start and end with us. I’m proud that a lot of people I do know in the LGBT community have worked through their transphobia and…

This is probably the best thing about Gab and other far right social networks (a low bar, I know): racists and anti-semites in positions of power are often very bad about concealing their identities.

Want to know a secret?

eating Tide pods cleanses you of lead

Who’s stopping these “adults”, as in fully-grown people, from going to the bathroom?

I feel like this was part of his handiwork:

That’s an incredibly courageous decision. Just amazing.

“Not as ridiculous as putting Daydream Nation at #2; seems like a clear editorial directive to not do the predictable (but correct) thing and put it at #1.”

Goo was solid for a major-label debut, but putting it at #1 is ridiculous. Not as ridiculous as putting Daydream Nation at #2; seems like a clear editorial directive to not do the predictable (but correct) thing and put it at #1. Dirty at #6 is a bad choice as well, but I guess it was the first time people saw SY on…

I love Rather Ripped so much. It sounds like a totally new band just having fun, and it has so many beautiful moments. 

“Fuck you, Barry.”

“Ridiculous, everyone knows that only MALES have the physical strength to be paladins or other tanky types, this game isn’t sexist it’s just REALISTIC!”

I think it’s silly to get to nit picky, like I’m not gonna get too bent out of shape about it BUT if we are strictly judging how good an artist/writer “adapted” something that previously existed to the big screen, you would think that exercise includes the beginning, middle, and end of the source material.

People were annoyed that Dune was only half a movie? Critics were annoyed?  It was well reported beforehand that this was only going to be half a movie.  The book has sold 12 million copies so presumably a few people have read it.  Pretty much everybody who thought about it for a split second knew exactly where they…

America got its hustlers
Georgia got its bums
Margrave got Big Jack Reacher
He’s a head-buttin’ son of a gun
Yeah, he big and smart as a man can come
And he stronger than a country hoss
And when the bad folks all get together at night
You know they all call big Jack “Boss”, just because
And they say

“You don’t tug on…

I find it hilarious the Emmerich is trying to claim that Marvel isn’t doing anything original anymore.