17776 was by far the most unique thing I’ve read in years.

“I really should have had that LeBortion.”

I like how he finished it with the dad staple of “you’re welcome” without a thank you, because YESSSSSSSS

FWIW, that wax ring looks pretty thick, so I wouldn’t be surprised if it was a newer toilet. If you’re stealing appliances, you’ve got at least 2 guys, so uninstalling a toilet could be done in 90 seconds. If it’s a nice toilet, you could resell for $200 maybe. So the cost benefit makes sense. I realize I’m defending…

Teddy came back from having his leg severed, immediately threw a pick, didn’t complete a pass, and you can’t even give him a meaningless award? Fucking ingrates.

Those final two minutes was probably the most insane last two minutes this season. Also, speaking on catches, that Gronk catch was absurd as someone that big should not be that nimble.

Where is that Cleveland Browns letter when you need it?

Of course. A missed defensive holding call is beyond the pale and completely deserving of an unexpected decapitation attempt that forces the db from the game.

You guys talk about this NIT Cup as if every invited country wouldn’t show up, earn a bunch of cash, and make something out of nothing.

Your 10-year-old sounds like a neat kid but, unfortunately, given that you have allowed him to be a Cowboys fan, I have reluctantly alerted Child Protective Services.

Food $200

If you can find on the internet a “both sides do it” left-wing equivalent of memes that simply make up photoshops of conservative figures engaged in ostensibly anti-American activities and pass them around social media to convince people they’re real, feel free to let us know. This is a phenomenon unique to a certain…

I can’t believe Princess Peach is getting all the wildcard entries after her mushroom addiction problem.

It doesn’t. fucking. matter. where. you. live.

Spoiler alert: he’s gonna lose by double digits.

We’re told Timmons had spoken with his baby mama who lives there and had told her he missed the baby and wanted to visit.

Not the way I did it.