I just saw that guy in”3 Billboards...” playing Frances McDormand’s son.

Ziegler is well-known for being the subject of a typically brilliant David Foster Wallace piece called “Host,” wherein he does an excellent job of trying to find the humanity in a piece of shit.

Am I the first to point out that the screen Hail Mary happened in college earlier this year? On a nationally televised game? Between two historic powers?

After last week, shouldn’t Marvin Lewis be back on the hot seat, to extend his record of most weeks on your list without actually being fired? Christ, Joe Mixon was complaining after the game about a lack of carries, and my initial reaction was that he was completely right. In other words, I trusted the judgement of a…

Yeah, you should know better than to trust someone who promised you a miracle.

36-24-36? Hah hah, only if she 5’3”.

I believe this will be the first time since 1990 that the US won’t have clinched a World Cup berth before the last game of the hex.

Send my mouth way down south and kiss my ass goodbye.

See, I’m not a big fan of this one—I already heard Jemaine’s Bowie impression in Flight of the Conchords and that was enough for me, you know?

I remember watching the fourth quarter of that Portland game 6 where they were down 91-87 and he scored his team’s next nine points, and when Parsons got that putback to go ahead with 0.9 left, I was thinking, “damn, Howard was amazing, can’t wait to watch game 7.”

Grove Street 4 Lyfe!

Dalton is basically Schaub 2.0 now. I can’t even begin to understand it. He has Green and LaFell and Eifert and Mixon and he can’t get it to any of them when he needs to.

Dalton was so goddamn good in 2015. If he hadn’t injured his thumb with a few games left, he would have gotten legit MVP votes (and the Bengals would have been a 1 or 2 seed in the AFC—they nearly were anyway but McCarron lost in overtime to Denver, and even then they were a Jeremy Hill fumble away from beating the…

Ok, I’ll be that guy.

Hi Hamilton. I went to Harvard. I don’t want to earn your respect. I don’t respect you and your phony, inflammatory bullshit at all.

Yeah, Ohio State only has one national championship in the last three years. What a bunch of chokers!

On my phone, some of the lines wrap so you don’t get the full acrostic effect. But anyway, yeah, read the first letter of each line.

That is legitimately a great song, though.

I was wondering about rugby—when I was there, rugby was a club sport and it ruled the roost. (It was obviously the most successful program at Cal, so they clearly deserved it.) I was certainly surprised to read that it was almost dropped!

As a former captain and coach of the Cal (men’s) ultimate frisbee team: The university gave us next to nothing.