That’s cool.

Inside every liberal is a censorious, fascist authoritarian screaming to get out.

You lie.

Kennesaw Mountain, Stone Mountain, and Arabia Mountain are great places to go hiking.

Fat Matt’s has good blues music in the evening.

He’s President. You’re not.

Die! You fucking Muslim!

He’s living, rent-free, in your head.

1. Finish high school.

Left wing creativity is nonpareil.

How utterly creative.

“Climate change” is bullshit.

“if”

Your bias is showing.

It’s likely those are all Democrats.

There’ll be none of that here.

Why would I ever petition government to take over more of my life?

What? Wait. We have options?

Please call Hillary Clinton and offer some advice.

Yes. Yes indeed. Please, Jalopnik. tell me about fascist dictator cars for sale.