You’re not interesting because you jerked off in front of women for decades. Why does that mean I have to listen to you? Why does that make you interesting. You didn’t get your career ruined by a vindictive creep. You spent 20 years harassing your colleagues and threatening them with retaliation and now I gotta…

This comment is at least as bad as Iron Fist Season 1. 

Handy infographic explaining the grievances of people who are still angry about The Last Jedi an entire year later:

My favorite part of the episode was Hiram’s “reasonable” explanation for the fake CDC guys (which apparently convinced everyone):

Only to drop said MINOR son off at the Ohio/Canada border with no money or passport to make his way through the tick-infested woods with a dog.

Even though I really though the Riverdale writers should have backed the truck of money up to Neve Campbell’s house to get her to play Jughead’s mom, I really liked Gina Gershon. She at least had the screen presence to liven up the Archie-Jughead plot, which was pretty poor last episode. The rest of it was okay; I…

I think there's a strong correlation between Zach Snyder cultists, Nazis, and those who hate TLJ. 

I’d replace Logan Paul with just YouTube “Celebrities” in general. They are all pretty much the worst.

Yep

The last line about heaven gaining a princess, you could feel coming from a mile away but it was still so touching. Loved it. 

Christopher Plummer’s an old man! He can only reshoot so many things!

I’m gonna be real; regardless of this situation, you can do better than NDT as your personal hero. 

My sense is that this has very little to do with the quality of the show, and everything to do with Disney positioning itself as Netflix’s new biggest competitor, with the Marvel brands as one of its biggest weapons to pry viewers away.

People are gonna hate me on this but... I kinda liked “Ghostbusters”. I mean, no it wasn’t as good as the original or anything, but it was goofy enough fun that i never actually hated myself for going to see it. I liked the chemistry the cast had (for the most part) and enjoyed it more than I am supposed to have.

I could never understand the mentality of being thankful a show had been canceled or ended its run. If you don’t like it, don’t watch it.

“Why aren’t more men bi? It’s 2018, get OVER yourselves!”

I try to be objective when assessing TV shows so on the one hand I can see the transparent attempt the writers are making to try and make Archie’s Luke Cage-esque story work by including a lot of unnecessary shirtless scenes to distract from the fact Archie has never been a compelling character and that his whole…

Ahem. Just one more thing I wasn’t sure if I should include in my review or not...

Never underestimate the power of white men to fail upwards.

No cause for welping, Welp. Just looking for more work in 2018. As I mentioned in a follow-up tweet days later (because I saw people were panicking), I still work here!