Ok so what’s the catch? What concessions have been made in this new California bill that makes it appealing enough for Apple to suddenly change their long held stance? The only reason they’d support something like this is if they could still profit off of it and maintain control so I’m assuming (without reading…

Every time the old men in charge of my company suggest that my team switch from voluntary hybrid to mandatory 7 day a month hybrid, they spout total bullshit like ‘working in-person strengthens bonds and increases happiness in workgroups.’ I always have two responses. First, please cite the studies that show in-person…

So now we know ChatGPT was the one who caused the Eugenics Wars and the rise of Khan Noonien Singh.

When it’s speech he likes, he wants to free it; otherwise he wants to freeze it

STOP. USING. TWITTER.

Let’s just agree to start calling it Xitter

Agreed. If she wanted to give her Oscar back as a statement, more power to her. But it's certainly not a thing she should feel any pressure to do.

25 cent checks coming to HP customers.

His accounts would be harder to hack if he didn’t make his password “No,IAmNotTedCruz.123"

Every vice president would become the next president for sure.

Not only that, but you should see the look on Conservatives’ faces when you point out that if Mike Pence could have invalidated the election in 2020, so could Kamala Harris in 2024.

Don’t forget all the interviews where he confesses to all his crimes.

If a sitting Vice President could individually decide that a state’s election were invalid and assign those electors at his own whim, then Al Gore is the most selfless, principled, man that ever lived.

That’s nice. But it’s hard not to think that if the Montana Supreme Court doesn’t overturn it, SCOTUS will. I can see a Clarence Thomas penned opinion...“The words ‘clean and healthful’ do not appear anywhere in The Constitution and sorry this ruling is so short but I’m late for my free private jet ride to Australia.”

It’s not just the end call button that moved based on that screenshot - it seems like they shuffled the whole thing. I look forward to people who think they put their call on mute to take a shit but actually turned the speakerphone on instead.

Smithers, I’m starting to think this Elon Musk fellow is not the brilliant tactician I thought he was.

I love valeting my car. I get out and they hop into my ancient camry... and notice that the gear shift lever is different. They then climb out and point me to reserved spot. Last time, they moved some ropes and had me park in the very front of the place, right where people would line up for the club next door....

I once worked at a place where they were building a new parking structure and we had to park in another building structure but there wasn’t enough space for self-parking so valets were used. A worker realized they forgot something and went back up to find the valet chilling in the worker’s car and listening to the…

When I see people talking about adding charging networks under the road surface for electric cars always makes me shudder because of this.  Not that long ago, when they added the carpool lane going north into downtown Minneapolis on 35, they had strips of lights built into the road to act as temporary lane lines…

Living in MN is something. We get air temps and heat indexes over 100F in this warming world in the summer, and air temps at -30F in the winter. I’d hate to be an engineer trying to build a highway to handle that range of temps.