HBO Max’s animated series The Prince, a show that we refuse to allow the world to forget ran for one entire glorious season from July 29, 2021, to later that same day on July 29, 2021.

Is this the day the whole bunch will be wiped out by a freak electrical accident during a family photo, clearing the way for an uncouth but big-hearted, piano-playing American to be king?

Looking forward to the next one of these in 10-20 years.

Man, if you’re concerned about family business schemes and influence, let me tell you about the previous guy, who’s daughter and son-in-law made millions in their “official” roles, not to mention the Big Guy himself, who also made millions from his company, because they would constantly stay at his company’s hotels.

“It’s like the city digging up the exit to a parking lot (with no notice) and then charging me for parking while I’m trapped in there”

Rowling’s shitty personal views aside, a whole season per book seems excessive for at least the first like four books or so. Are they gonna spend the first half of each season exploring the Dursey’s child abuse in great detail or something? Entire episodes dedicated to a Quittich match? Though I guess if they can turn…

Yeah, putting aside the “cheering for mega-corps” angle, Desantis was literally just trying to retaliate because his fascist policies weren’t liked, and install stooges on these boards for the sole purpose of blackmailing Disney into altering its content by holding hostage the things that council controlled. That’s *li…

They rag on her because of her Goop store which sells a lot of expensive fraudulent/snake oil merchandise which does not do what they claim it does. It goes far beyond her being into crystals.

I rarely side with automakers or dealers, but damn these owners suck and just need to deal with it. This is literally how every consumer product works. Unless there was a contract or documentation stating these would never be made again... too fucking bad? This is what you get for overpaying for stupid vehicles.

Imagine being proud that your idiot son isn’t smart enough to use birth control.  

So I did some jokes about him. That’s how it is. She starts it, I finish it. OK? That’s what happened. Nobody’s picking on this bitch. She started this shit. Nobody was picking on her. She said me, a grown-ass man, should quit his job because her husband didn’t get nominated. And then [he] gives me a concussion.…

A 9-year old?  Heck, even a newborn is more smarter than Elon.

Jewish space lasers?

Pressing a wet sani cloth against the running blade? If so, me too..

Soylent verde.

Every employee of Subway will be putting a bit of themselves into that sandwich. Literally.

And let me guess, Subway corporate is going to force heir franchisees to buy new equipment and train employees all the while threatening to take their franchises if they don’t comply.

I don’t know what the correct way to cleaner a slicer is but I do know that OSHA would not have approved of the way 16 year old me was taught to clean one years ago.

The turducken drive system we have all been waiting for.

“#7 Pennies are cash! They are federally backed United States currency and are good for all debts public or private. EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW THIS! If you need proof just ask Coin-star. Remember they bought them for profit!”