I can’t even fathom what this guy’s daily routine is. Wake up, think about JV softball, go to work, think about JV softball, go to JV softball, yell at umps, go home, think about JV softball, go to bed, dream about JV softball?

Was it Beagle? Especially during his Open Xcom run the fan named characters died in droves.

Keep in mind that many of these Rams fans are also Cardinals fans.

“Also, this shithole is full of sanctimonious Cardinals fans. Can you blame us for wanting out?”

Don’t do meth, kids.

And smugness about snow. Nobody knows how to deal with snow except Minnesotans. Usually this is a claim made by a transplanted Minnesotan right before they eat shit into a snow bank.

If there is one group of people opposed to invaders showing up and taking over a country, it is Vikings fans.

Congratulations, Buffalo. For one brief, shining moment, you’re the least miserable city on Lake Erie.

I hate that after every long incompletion I immediately watch the bottom of the screen to see if there was a penalty

You mean the Belichik is pissed because an obscure rule bit him on the ass? You don't say.

Old Racist Bastard