I totally get the appeal of fiscal conservatism, or limited federal government, but when your party seems to object to your very existence as a human being, I’m not really sure how you can turn a blind eye.

Surely between beating your kid for playing poorly and not caring about the score of the game, there lies a vast middle ground

“Alcoholism is a disease. But it’s the only one you can get yelled at for having. Dammit Otto, you are an alcoholic! Dammit Otto, you have Lupus! One of those two doesn’t sound right.”

Talk about a good Oman.

I get the anger, but it’s just a game. Wishing a mass shooting on anyone is fucked up beyond belief. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Doctor: “ok how do you spell your name?”

Leave it to someone from Utah to not be forthright about being married to more than one bad decision.

I thought Harold Miner retired years ago.

Christ, watching that slow-mo Vine is painful.

I think most of us SDSU alumni all thought he could be pretty good. I’m more amazed at how good his shot mechanics have gotten. I remember when I’d sort of hold my breath when he’d take anything out of day 12 feet or so. When he’d take the occasional 3, my general reaction was “WTF Kawhi!” and hope Billy or Malcolm…

I had a pair of reward plane tickets a number of years ago. My wife and I wanted to pick a place that seemed interesting, but we may not be inclined to pay to go to.

Crappy team + destination road trip = this.

“You know there’s all kinds of people that come out,”

Born and raised in Maryland and had never watched an entire Caps game before that night. Haven’t missed one since

Yes.

Probably best they didn’t take Gronk’s suggestion of the Fighting Sioux Flays.

ok fair enough. Good persepctive.

This gets us so much closer to real-life “NHL 2-on-2 Open Ice Challenge” (aka NHL Jam), so I’m all for it!

I’m...I’m kidding. I’ve never even talked to a woman.