Vlad the Inj-Baylor.

What a pussy. If he were a hockey player he would've digested his tongue and kept playing.

That's true. Multiple felonies is exactly the same thing as answering a reporter's question on TV. Glad you were hear to point it out.

Gotta appreciate the commitment to completely spell out the name of every school that didn't come pre-abbreviated on the form.

LeBron James took a week off just THINKING about Peverleys injury.

On the other hand, it's safe to assume we'll be seeing Richie storming out of court for years to come.

Even with Rinne, as he's just such an infectious person people can't help but to be drawn to him avoid him at all costs.

For real. As someone who played for my entire life there is a place for it and it adds more to the game than just brutality. There is a tactic to when and who to fight, and to demean it as "senseless" shows how little you know of that side of the game. When is this world going to realize that some things are…

They were the two millionaires until Obama got to them

Love the Charlie Brown walk once the guy starts yelling.

Dear Canada.

Someone forgot to tell Chandler Parsons about Plaid Shirt Day.

The biggest Olympic boner of all-time still belongs to Henrik Rummel.

"Damn."

Court time? Hell, he can start for us.

What other NFL player would take a trip down to Rio and spend the whole time in an Applebees with a shit-eating-grin on his face just because they let him pour his own drinks?

There has been far too little discussion of the fact that Marshawn opted out of the final 9 minutes of the Super Bowl. He told the coaches and his teammates that he was done, and when asked by Pete Carroll if he wanted to go back out and get a 2nd TD, he replied with a Marshawn-esque "nah." Dude could've gone in for 1…

Funny, I always figured bears don't like the cherry.

I'd hit her with my shovel. And by shovel I mean mule. And by mule I mean penis. And by hit I mean have sex with.

This is an old trick. Across the street, the Mariners have been restricting ticket purchases from people from any ZIP code since early 2008.