Someone forgot to tell Chandler Parsons about Plaid Shirt Day.

The biggest Olympic boner of all-time still belongs to Henrik Rummel.

"Damn."

Court time? Hell, he can start for us.

What other NFL player would take a trip down to Rio and spend the whole time in an Applebees with a shit-eating-grin on his face just because they let him pour his own drinks?

There has been far too little discussion of the fact that Marshawn opted out of the final 9 minutes of the Super Bowl. He told the coaches and his teammates that he was done, and when asked by Pete Carroll if he wanted to go back out and get a 2nd TD, he replied with a Marshawn-esque "nah." Dude could've gone in for 1…

Funny, I always figured bears don't like the cherry.

I'd hit her with my shovel. And by shovel I mean mule. And by mule I mean penis. And by hit I mean have sex with.

This is an old trick. Across the street, the Mariners have been restricting ticket purchases from people from any ZIP code since early 2008.

Goddamn I loved that guy.

One of my favorites:

Notice the guy in the purple shirt behind Van Gundy as he sits down?

shoutout to valient efforts and running shit