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Fortunately no one can see him blush.

The real question is who is Dwight Howard getting married to....

In their defense, there's no one better than Colon to showcase a shitty product.

The use of a sandwich to describe the 49ers' unspectacular 2014 season leads us to believe that Jim Tomsula has a problem finding time to eat lunch.

However, his additional crime of having a visible undershirt while wearing a suit will go completely unpunished.

Fortunately, the team employs the state of Louisiana's only dentist.

No, they root for either no one or whoever plays the Thunder.

Or, more accurately, Oregon is Washington without the NFL or MLB.

Washington? Yes

Oregon is just Washington without the cool shit.

We aren't all capable of touching a ball high enough to be goaltending, but anyone who's played a minute of organized basketball in their life would have the instinct to jump for it in that situation. He knew it was wide and went for it.

Belmont is like 2 miles down the road from me and I tend to forget.

I can think of a number of NFL teams that are generally well-constructed but weak under center that would happily go to war with Philip Rivers.

Was his stint in Washington a good one? All most.

I remember for a period of several years, me and my friends would leave Preds games and our goal was to run into Tootoo out at a bar near the arena (and as anyone who's ever been to Nashville knows there's plenty) and it did happen every so often. He was kind of a cult hero in town. There are of course the stories of

How was the burger still even remotely intact?

"Pussies"

I like that big guy at 1:30 with the "We Are Montana" shirt who plants himself right there and goes apeshit after getting his high five.

Albany is one of those schools you don't think about for 360 days each year....until they make the tournament then you're like "Oh yeah, there's Albany again." That's why March Madness is awesome.