The mayor of Detroit wanted to give his two cents on the issue, but he didn't have it.

Rex Ryan was particularly excited about the trade, as he likes what McCoy can do with his feet.

Yeah, at the very top. The part of the cut-off article with a sentence mentioning "aroused" and "warped his sexuality". Kinda curious what all that says.

At least the Sounders will have a fresh new way to not win this season.

Syndergaard later said he was "shocked", as he thought things didn't go in the trash until July.

I have to admit I'm sort of amused by the girls at 1:35 in the bottom right. One of them looks to be comforting the other, while the one being comforted is still talking shit.

I love that this man is the (fat) face of USA Hockey.

I'm sure he will, but it's easy to be skeptical when somehow he's never won it. In itself, that's incredibly mind boggling.

With him out, now who will emerge as the leader in this year's version of "Screwing Shea Weber out of the Norris Trophy"?

nice.

The NFL

Underrated note to this story: A Sports Center anchor gave himself a better nickname than Nick Young did.

Sean Avery is bored these days.

If he doesn't make the team at least he's still got that sexy face that's made for TV....

I guarantee everyone will find something to be surprised by in his stats.

I went to high school with Jared. I have nothing of use to contribute to this story, I just felt like pointlessly name dropping.

I live in Nashville and we had about a quarter-to-half inch of ice and about an inch of snow total over the past week. There are schools in the area that have been closed since last Monday except for yesterday. It snowed very, very lightly last night so some are closed again today and tomorrow.

The Nets had stupid logos and still have a stupid name. I like the Islanders name and (most of) their logos historically.

I don't care about New York sports. Have never been to New York. Have very little desire to go to New York. But I am a hockey fan and drastically re-branding the Islanders name/logo would be fucking stupid.

30 wings for 21 bucks is a killer deal.