God damn as a Padres fan it feels good to be excited for Spring Training instead of just claiming to be.

Should've asked him when the last time he went to church was.

Someone needs to tell Dolan that it's spelled "beer" and that Bierman isn't a self-description.

I'm a Clippers fan and hated the dog shit out of him before he came here. Now he's just okay.

I personally thought a perk of living in California was whenever my teams would play out east the games would start and end during happy hour. Yay booze.

She sounds just like what I'd imagine a reporter working in Burlington, Vermont to sound like.

(not pictured): Seahawks fans.

Have they bothered to spell "shirtless" correctly yet?

If Philip Rivers and Manning weren't traded for each other on draft day, Rivers would have everything Eli has and then some in New York. In San Diego, Manning would undoubtedly have no titles.

I was living in Nashville when the Preds and Titans started, and I'm back in town and have season tickets to the Preds. The Titans never did anything to interest me even when they were good. At multiple points between then and now I lived in both San Diego and LA and became a Chargers/Padres fan. I hate the Lakers so…

We've all been there, at least in spirit, and on both sides.

I think bucket lists are bullshit but the 16th there is on mine.

In a Facebook post, Poor Bear said "They were getting drunk and around the third quarter......

Can't wait for the Dan Orlovsky Experience, where you run outside and can't come back in.

My train of thought at clubs/bars is generally A.) small talk is really bullshit and I don't feel like leaving my friends just to put forth a ton of effort to act like I'm trying to get to know someone, when there's about a 22% chance or so that I'll actually end up going home with them/dating them/whatever....and B.)…

Suter can go fuck himself. But yeah tough break with the dad part.

Either my computer is messed up or it looks like he's got diarrhea all over his left side.

I wish he would've stayed. The Blues not winning shit would've been more interesting this time around.

Just because of who said it doesn't make him wrong.

That won't happen, but the Cubs should suck it up and do an Ernie Banks Day and have one.