Bobby- “Alcohol Addition?”

I am about the same age as Argento. There are zero reasons for someone her age to be alone in a hotel room with a 17 year old, unless it’s a family member. Whatever story she’s trying to sell, she should just stop. 

I adore the new box design.

I was coming here as a survivor with a similar sentiment but you stated it all so perfectly. All I can add is that I believe you, it’s not your fault, and I’m proud of you, internet stranger, for how far you’ve come. 

Surviving sexual abuse and assault is a very personal journey. People deal with it very differently. For a long time, I wanted no one to know that I had been sexually molested by my grandfather,among others, or raped by a camp counselor. As a young man, it made me feel weak and pathetic. The few people I did tell who…

It’s finally happened...

I blearily thought that Ben Affleck was dating Slash from Guns and Roses and now I’m disappointed

Actually, he has two full time people who just operate the capslock.

Hey, the header image spoils the movie! Hopefully people who haven’t seen it won’t know what movie.

I hadn’t had my coffee yet, so my first thought was “Jesus, these podcast names are really getting out of hand.” Took me a second to get it.

Bleep Bloop Bleep Let’s Laugh With Celebrities With Mr. Good Time Smiley Pants

How do we find out who our Daddy is?

They really should refer to him as Sir Michael J. Fox because he’s considered Canadian royalty.

Ew.

It’s remarkably passive aggressive. Let’s release the baby names that we chose together-- now you cannot chose those baby names with any other mate. She’ll know and I’ll know and you’ll know that the name you loved was chosen with us first. 

I assume this tweet is Dunham’s way of saying, “you said you’d love me until you die, ‘till you die, BUT YOU’RE STILL ALIVE!.”

This is what I figured the process was. I can’t believe that costs $60. That’s the real crime, let’s be honest.

I think that shit’s hilarious. You were a kid, for pete’s sake, why be embarrassed? Of course, maybe this is because I desperately wanted Glamour Shots and never got them. :)

I disagree.  Not everyone wants their families dirty laundry laid out in public, especially when they have children.

Azealia’s compulsion to drag anyone and everyone for no reason has done nothing for her career, but has made my Dirt Bag reading time infinitely more enjoyable. Her one-sided beefs are hilarious.