This is what’s wrong with America right here. This. Not Bristol Palin herself, but what she represents — the fact that so many stunningly, proudly pig-ignorant, determinedly undereducated, information-resistant people think they know enough about anything to tell others how they should think and behave.

Yes, Bristol, you’re absolutely right. The police who dragged a 14-year-old out of school in handcuffs for building a science project and subjected him to hours of racist interrogation without allowing him access to a lawyer or his parents are the real victims here. The police and white people everywhere. Can’t put…

It’s always been unclear whether Jeopardy! host Alex Trebek is at all amused by the long-running Saturday Night Live sketches about his show...

I’m trying to imagine being enough of an anal-retentive douchefrigate to go online to complain about how an attempt at comedy “ruined” a game of Jeopardy, but I can’t wrap my brain around it.

Dude I laughed at the Mindy joke.

“Trump rally tonight! Who’s in??”

I’ve watched this and it’s so weird. Their friends and relatives seem to fit their entire lives into about a week, ‘When are you getting married?’ ‘When are you having a kid?’ ‘When are you having annother kid?’ ‘When are you going back to work?’ ‘When are you dying?’ I’d throttle them.

Ahhh the Isis Dildo flag. That will definitely be a top moment of 2015 for me.

CNN: Correcting & deleting earlier tweet and correcting story: Ahmed Mohamed was arrested but not accused of making a bomb

AWESOME TEEN MAKES CLOCK, IDIOT PEOPLE ACCUSE AWESOME TEEN OF IDIOT THING, POTUS IS ALSO AWESOME

ok but like

This isn't blind gossip. Unless you believe in werewolves.

This is seriously the best thing I’ve ever seen. I usually really love the week in tabloids. And this was better.

Someone suggested Drake in the streets and Aubrey in the sheets. I suggest this as a mental palate cleaner

Re: Rich (yeah, we’re tight like that) Madden & Cara Delevingne - Is it really that common for people to be misquoted in interviews? And why don’t they ever claim to be misquoted when the quote puts them in a positive light?

Missed a chance to say, “who among us can throw the first scone?”

AT FIRST GLANCE I THOUGHT IT WAS GWEN STEFANI.