FUCKING DEAD BOB DURST BUNNY EYES

Have you gone blind? Because of Swift’s blindingly false smile I mean.

I think he can count to 2. (Ingredients in purple drank/sizzurp. Quantity of socks in a pair. Sisters he gets along with)

Peaking at 17 is a sad, sad fate.

I thought to myself, “These can’t possibly be all that bad.”

“The homeopaths were rescued after they were seen rolling around in a field near their hotel, gibbering incoherently.”

Enjoy it folks. This is as interesting as our elections get.

Pissing in a sink is one thing, pissing in your customer’s cup, in their kitchen is the dimension of the story that is important.

How broke was everyone involved, that they did this movie?

“Honest isn’t.”

“When Michelle and I came into office....”

bryan cranston is perfect.

I honestly think they kept the show alive for a whole season just to show that one episode because it was so fabulous, and that was a mistake. Joss had been working on it for like two years or something, and I think he just could. not. let the show die even though there wasn’t a good enough writing staff to support a…

Poor boring Riley. Haha.

Fine. Season 6 then, when she starts hate-fucking Spike. I hated that story line.

I know but they introduced her in such an awesome way after foreshadowing her for a long time before. I hate when shows bring in New characters outta nowhere but Buffy did it right. Implanting her into everyone’s memory as if she was really buffys sister. She was just the key in human form. Sorry, geeking out here.

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Mallrats is just much too fun to dislike.