Isn’t Trump, like, good friends with the Hilton family? Even that small detail means her “start” was aided by her family’s connections. 

No one probably needs to be told this, but don’t even try reading the comments on the TMZ article. God, people are terrible. :( 

Same. I get compliments on my natural eyelashes all the time (hey, it’s a small thing, but I’ll take it) and I still know that one simple coat of Better Than Sex will stop people in their tracks from asking me “Are you tired?” So, yeah, #teammascara

Totally where my mind went, too.

SO happy Madeleine is still with DirtCast. She and Megan and their rag-tag group of guests are what make my Wednesday morning commutes tolerable - nay, enjoyable. <3 

I use a running belt all the time now in lieu of carrying a purse, especially when going to concerts or festivals. Granted, you can wear those under your clothes and they aren’t AS roomy as a fanny pack, but they still get the job done.

I had proposed to my ex, and some people just don’t get it. It was a great story that we both loved to tell and rings were personally never important to me anyway so the plain bands that we settled on for our wedding rings were perfect for me.

To those who question it: fuck ‘em all. :)

Your namesake was my favourite Little Miss, by the way. :) 

100% would read.

How can anyone quote this shit and take themselves seriously? This stood out to me even more than that numerology bullshit he spouted.

Same. For some reason in my head I still consider 26 to be very close to my current age - almost 35 - and then I do the math and I am snapped back to reality.

I’m honestly going to print this out and post it by my computer screen. You gave me the warm fuzzies. :)

(I guess having my post riddled with typos doesn’t really help make my “I’m an editor!” case, but it’s the Friday of a long weekend, I’m sweating buckets in my AC-free office, and I’m trying to post stealthily, away from the prying eyes of my boss, goddamit!)

My signature doesn’t even resemble my actual name any more. It’s just a squiggly line with a few descenders and a dot for the i (if I’m feeling fancy). 

As a 35-year-old who has been a writer and editor for more than 15 years - one who is in the process of trying (trying) to write her first book - JLo’s daughter’s news is simultaneously making me want to burn the place down and also ask if she has a ghost writer lined up.

I also love that it was under People’s Babies…

That was honestly my first thought as well. 

Are adirondack chairs what we Canucks (or at least Ontarians) call “Muskoka chairs”? I can’t tell from the pixelated picture, I don’t want to click the article, and I’m very inefficient (having typed out this whole comment as opposed to googling “adirondack chairs”).

The shape of her body - protruding ribs and all - and style of her suit mean it’s most likely Bikini - MAYBE Figure, but probably not. That butt tilt things she’s doing in the line-up photo is a hallmark of the Bikini category - it’s super gross, considering most judges are men.

On the flip side, it also serves as a judgement-free haven for women like myself who have had eating disorders in the past - but not in a positive way. By framing it as a sport and not what it actually is - an excuse to push your body to its limits for unhealthy, albeit relatively short, periods of time - it doesn’t…

I think that’s what I was going for. Close, but no cigar.