How bad is it that I thought it was totally those beads that you melt together by ironing them?

Now THAT I could do! :D

She’s just about the cutest.

I love teal eyeliner. My brown eyes are pretty plain, colour-wise, and I’ve had people stop me and compliment me on my peepers every time I wear that particular shade. Really makes ‘em POP!

Right now I’m using Sephora’s house brand (a creamy stick that you twist up), but I had a Smashbox one there for a while with a…

That’s a come-hither look if I’ve ever seen one!

(Well, I guess I’ve never seen one.)

Wow, that’s fast! I’ve had to file three rounds of papers, and between each time it takes a couple of months for it to clear. It could be worse, but I honestly was under the delusion that I’d walk in, pay a fee, and be out of there. LOL

Ours is very similar, ease-wise: no house, no kids, we didn’t even share bank…

Have you actively tried to avoid talking about it, or is it just one of those things that never came up? (I’m in the latter boat – and now it seems a bit too late to be like, “Hey, I’m a divorcee!”)

Oh, no way! I’d be a regular Liz Taylor if I lived in Washington! (Kidding! Kidding!)

Good luck with your papers! It’s intimidating, but doing it myself wasn’t AS bad as I had anticipated (that doesn’t mean it was GREAT though, LOL)

Your response honestly made me feel worlds better. I felt like a crazy person for a bit a few days ago - and the first night he was away, I made the mistake of watching The Theory of Everything, and I bawled more than I probably have in a decade.

And you’re so right about the staying at home part – the place is so…

Oh man, I feel you, dude. :( So sorry to hear it’s been hard. I had a similar situation but not nearly as bad – I’ve been couch surfing now for close to two years. Keep your chin up, and good luck with the lawyer. (Just out of curiosity: did you ever look into doing it yourself? I am going completely lawyer-free, but…

This could not come at a more appropriate time: my boyfriend is coming back today from a 10 day work trip to Calgary, and I’ve honestly become the most insecure person, ever. I am a completely tolerant person, and we have a great, no-nonsense relationship. I just felt completely lost without him; perhaps some form of…

Ah, gotcha. Maybe it’s more common than I thought. I was just blown away by it, as this is my first time ever looking into this sort of stuff. The things I’ve learned!

Oh man, is it ever. I don’t know about the States, but here in Canada you have to be physically living apart for a year before you can ever start the process. (I’m sure if there are extenuating circumstances, like violence, that’s not the case, of course.) And now that you mention it, I honestly don’t think that my…

Thank you! :) Luckily, he hasn’t tried to make the process more difficult, but I almost lost my shit when I went to file the last of the papers and the woman behind the desk told me, “There’s a problem with your application,” after months and months of paperwork. I had his middle name on one form and not on another…

I’m still married and have been dating my bf now for a year and a half. This divorce shit takes time, man! Last papers were filed a few weeks ago though, so fingers crossed. :)

I’m loving Master of None. I find it a much more tolerable, relatable, as inclusive version of Louie, if that makes sense. (Except that, when Dev gets laid, i’m like, “Yes! You go guys!” When Louie does, it just reminds me that he has his hands in every aspect of the show, and it creeps me out. Is that coming out like…

I cringed, but you were right - totally necessary.

Same thing when people I have never met or have ran into once call me “sweetie” in a work email.

Don’t patronize me, bitch; I’m not your sweetie.

Very true. If I lie on my back, my left rib sticks up about a half inch higher than the other one because I fractured it years ago. It looks so weird.

What do you think the odds are that this model shaved his moustache and dyed his hair after this campaign? (Perhaps undergoing a complete Face-Off makeover in the process, just to be safe.)

I’m in the process of printing it out and putting it in a frame on my desk, right beside my Buddy Christ bobblehead.