The thing that stood out to me is “You’re 30 and still not married?” and “How’s feminism working out for you?” seem to be on the opposite ends of the spectrum, if we can assume the women the poster is talking to aren’t entirely losing sleep over the first question.

That is the perfect way of putting it. Thank you.

But wouldn’t the pictures of other gorillas be technically nudes? Like, they weren’t dressed in a variety of whimsical costumes from eras past or the latest looks from H&M’s fall collection, I imagine.

No one understands me but you.

The musical episode is one of my all-time favourites. Wasn’t it nominated for an Emmy or something else prestegious?

All of their clothes vary wildly in fit, too. I find the comments helpful, and they do try to point out when a specific item runs small, etc., but it judging from the amount of comments it seems that many people have the same issues.

Also, shipping to Canada is atrocious from what I can remember, but I have bought some…

I thought it was a young(er) Leslie Mann.

I love Closer! I want to be...you know...sometimes...okay, a lot :D

HOT DOG I THINK WE HAVE A WIENER!

(Sorry, I’ll show myself out.)

Well i’ll be, you’re right! I stand corrected!

I’m just going to say it: “Jealous” is the worst, most misogynistic song that I’ve ever heard.

I appreciate the effort!

We work so quickly and swiftly and politely here that you didn’t even realize you walked away with a BRAND NEW LIVER (said with the enthusiasm of Rod Roddy)!! Also, you’re now up on all of your vaccinations; you’re welcome from the people of Canada!

“Preventable accident.” The most Canadian of reactions to a family fleeing after their kid gets locked in a hotel safe.

Here in Canada, our hotel safes double as walk-in closets and also provide universal health care.

Is it really?!

I often experience the same type of recoiling horror. Knowing others feel the same, I may be more apt to buy her shoes the next time they catch my eye. (Bonus: more often than not, they are on the clearance rack at The Bay or Winners here in the great white north.)

I snorted.

I think a great ad these days would simply be a closed bathroom door, you hear peeing, then a clock fast forwards three minutes, and the only sound you hear is a woman’s relieved sigh. Happens all the time in my house.

That looks like a truly terrible time. I would never want to party with these people, and I’m not just saying that. I can just hear the backhanded compliments about how Jessie is so brave to try that outfit, etc etc.

(Please note I also stopped it at 1:30, but I doubt they helped an old lady across the street or…