I did a light google search because it seemed strange to me, and that’s sort of what I assumed. And then I wanted to find out exactly what type of abortion is usually done at 11 weeks, but I stumbled on so many idiotic Pro Choice forum threads and “informational” videos that I had to stop.

Didn’t think so. This guy sounds like a prize.

Why wasn’t “Rob Kardashian” a selection on my career aptitude test in high school? At $5,000 a week, I would have figured out a way to make it work.

Honestly asking out of ignorance - does a fetus even have a “skull” at 11 weeks?

Totally. I also thought that, while i’ve read she was directing her outburst about her life being ruined to the babysitter, it was more so towards her son who is, through no fault of his own, standing in the way of what she believes to be her happiness. Then she feels superbly guilty when she hears him say bye. Right?

I was reeling from the two divorces comment. Honestly, i’m a huge fan, but when did that happen?!

That is genius.

I had a dream with nail wraps in it last night, and I’m pretty sure it had something to do with this discussion. (Man, that sounds as boring as my mom’s dreams. “I tried to use a coupon at the store, but they JUST WOULDN’T TAKE IT!”)

I’ve blocked dozens of people for the exact same reason you’ve mentioned.

Also, give them an inch and they take a mile – heaven forbid you buy a lipstick from a Mary Kay representative you know through a friend, ‘cause next thing you know they will be harassing you to be a part of their “team.” (I’m STILL trying to…

No. I would rock the shit out of that, every meal, every day. Reminds me of Grey Gardens for some reason.

This has JUST convinced me, a fence sitter, to buy this instead of They're Real! when my current tube runs out.

This has JUST convinced me, a fence sitter, to buy this instead of They're Real! when my current tube runs out.

Same! Being a Canuck means most of the dealz would be negated by my postal code, but it doesn't stop me from dreaming!

Perfect use of this gif!!!

Totally thought it was her (Midge) at first glance!

I loved that episode. I was like, "Go get yours, girl!"

I was surprised that they had Jessica pare's name in the opening credits and she wasn't in the episode. I kept waiting for a Megan appearance. (Though I guess she's now at the point she's just standard?)

Peggy's date wasn't even the one who complimented her - he was telling her what her employee had praise about her in order to set up the date. I remember laughing when I saw that - Peggy's so hard up for some recognition and praise that the turning point of her bland blind date was secondhand compliments.

I saw this on Jezebel's main page, and assumed it was an article about eating a girl out. (Not that I'm opposed to that topic...)

I tried to open a bottle of beer that I had been stowing in the bridal suite (for after the bar closed, natch), and I somehow cut my finger open, sending a stream of blood across my dress. Strike one.

Are there certain products that you would recommend buying online instead of in the store (due to price differences, or perhaps they are web-exclusives)?