I thought this was a reference to the punk band, which would have been equally as appropriate for Halloween.

Not at all - judge away. :) And thank you for providing me with lunchtime reading material. LOL

I love how she says her exercise program is based around working the smaller muscles of the body for "sleek" results. Smaller muscles, Tracy? You mean I should be working my sternocleidomastoid as opposed to something like, say, my glutes? Sounds like skinny rich white lady talk to me... (Also: she has NO expertise in…

That video of Gwen is all the evidence I need that Tracy Anderson's workouts are bullshit. (And exceptionally hard to follow – I'm a recreational exerciser, not a back-up dancer for Beyonce.)

Now THAT's cool!

Thank you. That's the part that's been irking me. I understand and agree with the message, but using kids as puppets isn't the way to go about it.

Smoking does dull the senses of taste and smell, so yeah, a lot of smokers may notice it a bit (like if they enter someone's car who has just put out a cigarette) but it's not as potent as if they weren't exposed to it all the time.

Maybe it's because I split from my husband earlier this year and still carry a ton of guilt about breaking his heart, but this just makes me sad. I received an email from my ex shortly after splitting, and it listed many of the same reasons and apologies here (with the exception of that apple picking one, of course –…

The Buffy reference means everything to me. Thank you.

This is the only way to do it, in my opinion. Completely different story with #1, but this helps keep everything nice and clean(ish?).

The opening sequence of The Wendy Williams Show was almost too much to handle. Jennifer Lawrence, who in a few moments will be criticized for being victimized? We've got it! Amanda Bynes' latest problems, discussed by none other than the utmost authority on metal health, Star Magazine? You know we've got it! And the…

My mom used to make them for us all the time growing up - and I can attest that they are delicious, and it is possible to make them without the excess grease. (I think she used ground turkey?)

I haven't been commenting on Jez for very long, but I still remember the first time Dodai starred one of my comments and got me out of the greys; I was honestly tickled pink, and it spurred me to comment more. Thanks so much for all of the infotainment (and, hell, just some entertainment) that you've provided me with…

Maybe she was getting another one done at the same time, but it was even worse than this one so she decided to not show it off?

Maybe?

One of my favourite brands of wine is "Fat Bastard" and it has a hippo on the label. No word of a lie.

With TIFF going on, that's all there is on every goddamn local channel around here. It's like the little brother tugging on his big brother's pants, looking for approval.

I saw someone ask someone the other day (can't remember who - Matt Damon?) whether or not they'd move to Toronto. What the fuck are they going to…

Completely unrelated, but why haven't you guys covered any of the TIFF events yet? Until Toronto election campaigns ramp up in the coming weeks and you'll likely be able to talk about Rob Ford again, we haven't seen any Canadian love recently. (Pouts with the cuteness of 1,000 baby seals.)

You want to know how they make this shit only 78 calories? They cut the percentage of actual booze in it. I have to drink more than double this stuff just to get a buzz on – I learned that after downing a bottle of Skinny Girl Mojitos faster than water and feeling nothing but $17 poorer.

"Don't get lost."

Elaine Benes?