Are there commas missing in that first sentence, or am I really, really stoned?

Gun sticking is important in situations like this. Glad to hear he's learning: after eight years of having to ask for stuff to be done, I realized it wasn't going to change. And I'm not a nagger – if you are a grown person, you should be able to create and stick to a schedule yourself, IMO.

YES!!

That was the part that killed me the most. It's as though they decided to cover this story 30 seconds before air.

Why did some footage clips show one of the suspects' faces while others blurred them out? Sincere question; I figured because they were minors, they couldn't release their identities.

I totally picture him delivering it like his character in Bridesmaids - so full of himself, and completely sincere in his assertion that it should be all about him.

I'm reading that comment as sarcasm.

I recently separated from my husband, and while he's been very non-confrontational and eerily resigned to the entire situation, I do fear this very thing – the first item he took from our apartment was our computer, and there are thousands of pictures and videos on there. (Not all of them were taken consensually…

Why is "Children" capitalized?

The ellipses thing KILLS me. It's one of the many reasons I just can't read TMZ. Throw an em dash, semicolon or, when appropriate, a comma in there for fuck's sake.

NO WAY!!!! Do you still use it, or are you like me and likely holding onto it for special highlighting occasions?

I LOVED Salon Selective's Flash Lighten Up Highlighting Foam when I was in high school. I have naturally dark hair, and it easily lightened my hair after only a few weeks of use. I just looked it up on ebay and there is a bottle for under $20 - I may have to get it.

One of the reasons my marriage recently ended was because of this. (One of many reasons, as it usually goes, mind you.) I work, sometimes long hours, in a publishing job five days a week, sometimes weekends. As a freelance contractor, my (ex) husband sometimes went weeks on end without working - yet I would still come…

I would love to see a Rhea Pealman cameo. (I haven't watched the last season, so please don't spoil this if it occurs.)

"She doesn't want you, she HATES you!!"

This clip has just made me realize that Charlie Kelly's apparel and mannerisms are very similar to my father's...however, my father more closely resembles DeVito, both in appearance and stature.

You win, especially for your screen name.

Mac has the capability of surprising every one now and again. Did you watch "Reynolds vs. Reynolds: The Cereal Defense"? His argument about evolution even made me, an atheist, pause for a moment and go, "Huh. Well played."

Also, the D.E.N.N.I.S. system! Let's not forget that gem – my buddies and I were sitting around on Saturday trying to see who could remember the most steps. Pure, unadulterated genius.

Very true!!!!! Good detective work!!!!