I haven't even watched this yet, and I just know it will be terrifying.

That should be the litmus test for a story's accuracy.

What ARE the odds? You think there was an informer?

Absolutely. It's fun, youthful, but not tacky. The colour combo is just right.

Totally agree. It's the best I've ever seen her.

It's really bothering me that not all of the girls are making eye contact. But I guess since that's not where the reader's eyes are going, it doesn't really matter...

Wait - why is it a 40-day sex drought for male babies and 80 days for females?

Is that because it could accidentally jab you in the eye during the night, rendering your sight impaired and therefore leaving you unable to read? 'Cause that would totally happen to me.
(Side note: Is the spoon ritual actually a thing? If so, what's it supposed to represent?)

Couldn't agree with you more.

Just outside of Toronto. I know a bunch of other women who would love this too, so if you want me to ask around and see what the response in I can let you know!

Awww, you only ship to the US. :( Let me know if that changes - that would have made a great V-day gift for hubby.

SICK!!! And the list starts off with "adult boxes"? I'm totally in.

Cool, s'manks!

I think I'd totally be into that. I love going to flea markets and buying "Surprise Bags" from vendors - the ones that they throw a shitload of crap into that they know they can't sell because alone, no one would buy them. I've gotten some interesting trinkets in them...

My sister is allergic to the chocolate, so me and my brothers got to fight over who ate it when we were younger. (And - who am I kidding - to this day.)

My husband still collects these! The toys are crappier nowadays - most of them you don't even put together, or they are puzzles. (NOTHING is worse than a Kinder surprise puzzle.)

Please explain these subscription services. I'm honestly not familiar with them, but it sounds intriguing.

I was just complaining the other day about Nerf's Rebelle line - pink and purple purse-sized Nerf gear. When I was 10, I played with Nerf toys because, well, they were fun - not because some preteen girl with purple streaks and feathers in her hair was selling it to me. Why not just include girls in your original…

I just got out of an advertising meeting, and the exact same comment came up.

I thought the exact same thing! Sad that we had to learn about it this way.