I really thought us lazy Americans would be the ones to invent Extreme Sitting.

@The Squalor Also Rises: +1 for you.

Living in Atlanta, I may have contributed to this as I frequently tweet about the "Hell" I'm gonna release on an "Ass Bitch". I was speaking clinically, so I didn't think this was swearing.

One time I slept for 16 hours. I ate a really big burrito beforehand, so that helped me survive.

according to his website, he is the "Founder of America’s leading green housing effort". That sounds important.

@BrtStlnd: My lord. I'm from Cleveland, and I still think this is the funniest thing I've seen all week.

Came across this the other day. I'm assuming that this si what it will be about.

Nope. Not getting on that thing. I mean, how do you think that Ron Weasley looking dude broke his arm? Two words, plywood slide.

She could have just been laying down when this picture was taken.

@Philip Kahn: "that sounds cool bro"

If they stopped calling it i-dosing, and started referring to it as some new age meditation technique, it would still be totally stupid.

Already had an incident with the TSA and a snow globe. My stepfather-to-be had brought one back from Germany. He had made it through customs on the German side, but was stopped by the TSA when he got to the states. He was already in the country, off the plane and on his way to a baggage claim. The TSA made him check…

"You know, for kids!"

@Dr4qul4: Because you live in Phoenix?