Somebody hungry for a knuckle sandwich and a bottle of punch?

Do you remember the riot/shooting/melee at that biker bar in Dallas? All of those wypipo shooting at each other in a business establishment in BROAD DAYLIGHT got sat on the curb and offered refreshments before they were arrested and taken away. Somehow, white people acting like savages isn’t threatening to the police.

I’m also a heterosexual white male, but I don’t have this problem?

I’d like to seriously ask the alt-right: What’s the end goal of your movement? Will you be satisfied when you see no non-whites in your office, in your streets, in your communities? Or will you only be satisfied when the U.S. bans all non-whites from this country?

Then don’t read Deadspin. Stay off anything connected to Kinja. Or your social media sites, forget about those. Fuck it, stay off the internet. Don’t watch TV, don’t listen to the radio. Stay indoors, with noise cancelling headphones, in the bathroom, with the water running.

Not planning on getting out of the way kkthx... Why would I?

When they go back to work on Monday, they will talk about this weekend with the same fervor they would about a bungee jumping or white water rafting trip. The thrill and energy of coming together, maybe getting a little pepper spray, standing up to cops and absolutely nothing happening to them at all that could…

I actually watch the press briefing when I can catch it during the day. Makes my mandatory cardiac rehab conditioning time very entertaining. Probably wouldn’t be great if I cackled myself off the recumbent bike and I can only laugh and re-inventory my disaster kit only so many times in a day.

You would make a terrible press secretary! ;)

Wait, KellyAnne Conway is good at her job?

What happens if he purges his staff and then never replaces them? I could see that happening, with Trump just lounging around the White House alone, refusing to do anything but watch cable news.

I’m more upset about the idea of no more Melissa McCarthy skits.

“No, no I didn’t, but I don’t think it would be a bad question to ask.”

“I LOVE THE POORLY-EDUCATED”

Translators? Shit, even just transcribing his gibberish into English words on a page is sometimes difficult for the Associated Press.

I can’t use the word bad or sad anymore

Tell me about it. Next time I leave the US, if anyone asks me where I am from, I will just have to say, “America, and I am sorry.”

Dear Lord it is embarrassing to be an American right now. My parents are overseas & people can not understand how Trump is president; to that I say JOIN THE FUCKING CLUB!!!!

Honestly he’s close to ruining adverbs for me altogether.

“It should be talked about.”

“Okay, let’s talk about it.”

“That’s enough. We’re done.”