“I LOVE THE POORLY-EDUCATED”

Translators? Shit, even just transcribing his gibberish into English words on a page is sometimes difficult for the Associated Press.

I can’t use the word bad or sad anymore

Tell me about it. Next time I leave the US, if anyone asks me where I am from, I will just have to say, “America, and I am sorry.”

Dear Lord it is embarrassing to be an American right now. My parents are overseas & people can not understand how Trump is president; to that I say JOIN THE FUCKING CLUB!!!!

Is this a real thing? Isn’t that what dictators do?

Honestly he’s close to ruining adverbs for me altogether.

At this point, what do they have to lose?

Trump: I don’t stand by anything.

THIS IS WHAT JOURNALISTS NEED TO BE DOING. DO NOT JUST MOVE ON TO THE NEXT QUESTION. CALL THIS MOTHERFUCKER OUT.

“It should be talked about.”

“Okay, let’s talk about it.”

“That’s enough. We’re done.”

host John Dickerson backed Donald Trump into a literal corner

Yeah, I noticed that. When you consider Steve Bannon’s (patently, absurdly false) claim that more than two-thirds of tech CEOs are Asian ethnics, it becomes pretty obvious that this Administration despises all sorts of non-whites—but especially the ones who have been most economically successful. What’s…