It’s incredibly revealing, sometimes, what someone thinks is funny and what they say out loud in front of strangers. Most normal people wouldn’t think of this as something even remotely joke-worthy.

I don’t live in Mississippi but donated twenty bucks to Espy today. Tired of racists.

“In referencing the one who invited me, I used an exaggerated expression of regard, and any attempt to turn this into a negative connotation is ridiculous.”

I hope this follows her to the end of her career & that that career is effectively over November 27th. 

What a callous asshole. You really have to give zero fucks about people’s feelings to say something like that. And to try to shrug it off as a joke? Nice try, blondie. It’s not fucking funny.

How? Avenatti represents his clients. Carlson promotes bigotry and hate. If you can’t pick a side here...

At least once, the culprit was a child who admitted to playing a prank

I’m just happy that Rubio, Trump and Ted Cruz are all friends again. I can rest easily tonight. 

Pssst. Rubio. Scott. Spanky. The louder you guys yap about the Florida recount, the more guilty it makes you look. This has been a public service announcement.

Ya that guy is a four at best with a good outfit on.

He meant he doesn’t know him biblically.

I am so, so tired of Republicans stealing elections and facing absolutely no consequences. It’s been 18 years since Bush was installed by a combination of the supreme court and just this kind of voter suppression in Florida (which in a total coincidence, was governed by his brother).

Now I’m figuring he’ll never make the stand because of a Big Mac induced heart attack, but what’s your reasoning?

I’m just dying to see this fat bastard on the stand, where he doesn’t get to control anything by just yelling “EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE ME!” at the judge.

I half expected the dance to transform into “It’s Raining Men” which, while a huge cliche, would’ve felt more in line with yknow, the last 13 seasons.

It’s hard to know what to say. I’m a gay man who got pretty screwed up by my particular religious upbringing and had a very hard time articulating my sexuality to my father (who is an infinitely better man than Mac’s dad). So that final dance was brutal (and my god, if you ever doubted De Vito can act watch his…

Jim. Acosta is a well-known reporter.

...well, that was one of the most unexpectedly lovely episodes of TV I’ve ever had the privilege to watch live. Holy shit.

FTFY

Okay, so I did the math, and it goes as follows:

$9,2000 total / 8 years = $1,150 per year
$1,150 per year / 52 weeks per year* = $22.12 per week
$22.12 per week / 5 days per week** = $4.42 per day***.

Now, where I live, deli meat usually runs about $8 per pound, and that’s for the cheap stuff. So that comes out to half…