Does "Antiques Roadshow" count?

You are not alone.

- The economy would improve if we would just build a wall along our southern border.

The cure for your illness seems to be around the corner this time.

Perhaps they are looking at a amalgamation of property values, municipal infrastructure, and population density to identify the highest priority areas first?

What about snail mail?

There is really only one Dogberry, and his name is Michael Keaton.

Great. Another sporting event moved from broadcast to cable. That leaves me, what? "Mom is 57, Looks 27", the Penn Relays once a year, and the occasional shitty Mets game on Pix 11.

If the memo requests that the per diem be used for the purchase of certain items, it is not accuate to portray this request as an employer asking an employee to pay out of pocket.

Manhattan and Cape Cod?

Is it safe to compare the book to the movie? I just finished the book, then saw the trailer. Because the book's narrative was so fresh in my mind, my knee-jerk reaction was that - based on the trailer - this movie looked like garbage. It just seems that the movie they are selling has everything too cute by half and…

Please review all the movies. Thank you.

Exactly. 80lbs is obscene.

This is what it looks like to do to a division 1 school in Indiana that is not IU. Bunch of unwashed philistines.

@AzureTexan: Hail Brenda with full face, holy mother of god (that is some crazy hair)

@Phyllis Nefler: Paparazzo are the new mailmen.

@VTBen: I think that George would actually be better - he was always carrying around that football.

This must be truly awful for his family, especially during this time of year.

@sir_pantsalot: Big Cheese

@Gravy: Probably, but "Cane Connection" sounds much more lurid.