I had to deal with some of these fuckers when they came to my campus on Wednesday, showing off pictures of dead fetuses. They screamed at me, and came uncomfortably close. They also told me my parent's interracial and interfaith marriage was going to go to hell. And that I dishonored them for being gay. So I made a…

My meth belt always clashes with my vodka dress. :(

Like a houseguest. Marvelous at first and full of possibilities, but if left unsupervised for too long, they can be a real pain.

I worked in the veterinary hospital of an animals shelter for a number of years. The number one thing I learned? I would much rather restrain pit bull than a chihuahua any day. Those little land sharks can be particularly aggressive and squirrely.

Oh, I am so very many...