For a woman in comedy to be noticed she has to be exceptional. For a man? Dane Cook and Daniel Tosh would like a word with you.

I think a lot of them legit don’t think date rape happens and if you are not screaming for help or crying bloody murder it is not rape just sex you regret.

Jesus. Why are there so many fucking scumbags abusing children and women? For real, this is nuts. I was having a conversation with a bunch of men at my office and they were talking about crazy women making false rape allegations. I advised that false allegations are rare and that the vast majority of rape victims have …

Glue for her arts and crafts projects?

I am 50 now. I still recall, as clear as if he were speaking it today, my father telling my 13 year-old self, “Let’s not press charges. He’s a married man with a good job and children, and we don’t want to ruin his life.”

It is oddly normal. I was molested at 9, assaulted at 20, and raped at 39. There isn’t a single person in my life who knows about the last two. I don’t know if it’s shame or not wanting it to change how they view me. I especially wouldn’t share it with any man I’m in a relationship with.

I had a sexual assault incident when I was a teenager. I was on vacation with my family in Florida. I walked on a beach at night eating a candy bar. I was 15 looking for a party I was invited to earlier that day while sitting on the beach. No one was on the beach except a man was sitting at the edge of the water. He…

Literally everything I write on his website is for my own amusement.

As much fun as it is to watch the GOP freak out, this maniac should not be this close to any public office. It doesn't matter if everyone is sure that the Democrats can beat him, he should not be in a position to potentially become POTUS. I'm scared and I'm not even American.

Oprah sounds really awesome, though, so that’s good.

I knew this guy in college... douchey wingnut, wore Confederate flag t-shirts, etc. Not very bright. Whenever he said something stupid, there would often be someone there to make some scathing, sarcastic comment back that was essentially making fun of him... and he would laugh along because he had no idea his idiocy…

I’m 100% sure she did not get the joke.

She’s clearly perfectly healthy, I’m just saying it’s ironic that Tiegs trotted out the rule of having a 35" or slimmer waist against Graham, and Graham actually has a 30" waist. Tiegs is way out of range on her perception of bodysize. Maybe that’s just from working in the industry too long. Or, maybe she’s a jealous…

So full disclosure- I don’t fucking understand how weight works at all. I'm not a doctor like Ms. Teigs here. I know that different people have different shapes, metabolisms, and different health issues that may be effecting their weight. But in the end really, it SHOULD BE that yes, eating right and exercise will…

Extended bouts of verbal diarrhea can’t be healthy either.

STOP IT CHERYL. THIS IS NOT HOW YOU STAY RELEVANT.

I’m fat but I’ve never smoked cigarettes in my life. I think my odds are better.

There is nothing like a parent who is a surgeon to teach you that unless you’ve been through medical school (and really, at least a year of residency), you should shut the fuck up instead of giving anyone medical advice, or otherwise commenting on their health .

I am never going to understand why people are so offended at just seeing someone who isn’t super thin portrayed in any type of media. Like quit concern-trolling me and tell me straight up that you want me to hate myself as much as you hate me.

Cheryl Tiegs used to be a spokeswoman for Virginia Slims cigarettes so I think I'm gonna take a hard pass on her advice for what's healthy.