Botox and fillers that haven’t settled? Weight gain? Post-oral-surgery puffiness? Xenu’s vengeance? Xenu’s love?

They will never fuck. “I’m religious” is the bullshit excuse down-low athletes like Tim Tebow and Wilson use to cover for the obvious. I’m sure Ciara is getting compensated very well to beard and the poor thing needs the money: She hasn’t had a hit in a decade.

Pull the lever!

WHY DID I HAVE TO SCROLL SO FAR DOWN BEFORE I HIT THIS REFERENCE?!?!?

I would be damn cranky if my sister’s husband was a comically untalented fashion designer and she expected me to promote his line by wearing his hideous clothing in public. And that’s assuming the ugly clothes WOULDN’T cause incredible chafing. So I can only imagine how pissed off Kourtney is here.

*crying*

*watches “Formation” for the billionth time*

anyone else just exhausted by the news this week?

As someone who was (is?) a fan of Kanye since his first album dropped (still his best, in my opinion), and as someone who shares his hometown, I’ve gotta say, I gave up on him a long time ago. Every once in a while he says something insightful in one of his “me against ‘the man’ “ rants, and I want to believe this is…

It’s really scary when you realize Kim Kardashian is the smart one in that relationship.

Kanye "asked his wife for her blessings" to... call Taylor Swift a bitch?

Not to me it doesn’t.

wait its not the same person?

poll:

I love Caity so much. She was the best thing about Gawker while she was there. She does the impossible and nearly, NEARLY, makes me hate Bieber less with that monkey bit. I continue to love her on Twitter. Oh and Richard Lawson too.

Caity Weaver is such a good writer. This interview is hilarious but also super unsettling.

You’ve missed the point if you think anyone is saying you shouldn’t be concerned about the direction the country is going or that you should be passive. The point is to examine WHY you back a certain candidate for the less overt biases that are inherent in support. And look at who you think is best capable of…

Gilmore’s plan is all falling into place: used to be in thirteenth place, now in EIGHTH, and rising fast. This man is playing a long game, and he has the patience of Job. Underestimate him at your peril!

I KNOW HER! Y’all, I’ve never commented on this website before but I know the woman who auditioned from high school. From our time in choir together, I can tell you she has a much more lovely voice than what happened during this audition. That being said, I stalk this couple all. the. time. because she wasn’t super…