If flyover country weren’t controlled by slobbering brain stems who happily allow urban gangs and mentally ill people access to firearms so that they can play with their bang-bang toys in somebody’s backyard and fantasize about taking out some SCUMBAG mugger just like Charlie Bronson, congress could tell the NRA to go…

Could we come up with a different label than plus size? Not sure what but it just seems so wrong. Normal sized? Average sized? I don’t have any thoughts but plus sized always gives me the thought of super sizing a meal deal.

...I hate to be a Debbie Downer, but they only showed her face. Like, you can’t tell from her face that she’s plus sized. Granted, they are selling makeup, but isn’t that a pretty common criticism of the way we show plus size women in ads and in magazines. Like if Adele is on the cover of a magazine, it’s pretty much…

I really don’t see much room for commentary on women’s success here, though, accidental or otherwise. It’s more about how social media and presenting an idealized image of our lives has become so all-consuming.

Little does she know that author of “A Modest Proposal” already has a thousand year claim on “Swiftmas”.

In most states, you can call *77 on your cell to get in contact with the highway patrol in the area. They should be able to relay your intention to the officer following you. Check on your state though, as some use other numbers. You should also turn on your hazards, use the right lane, and travel at normal speed.

I was told (not by any law enforcement but by my mom, so caveat emptor) that using your emergency flashers and slowing way down was a good way to do it. However, a woman was arrested recently for doing just that. So I dunno. I guess we’re just supposed to trust the cops. /sarcasm/

How could they do this? Simple. It’s called the law. Something you were supposed to uphold, not break.

Your answer isn’t blaming Lena Dunham for someone else’s technical mistake so expect to be flagged.

I went to the technical Emmys once and we spent about 20 minutes before the show filming “reactions”. Cheering, laughing, clapping, etc. They definitely be editing for the best reactions. Maybe Kris was in the bathroom during the joke.

Please Kickstart away my student loans, and I will draw for you any scene from a film, whether I have seen it or not, like this harrowing one from Salo:

I always liked Louis CK’s “I dunno they’re your dumb kids tell them what you want.”

“What am I going to tell my kid about why she’s in that outfit?”

Thank you. I have found happiness.

Much like The Rolling Stone piece, I continue to be frustrated by how a widespread problem can only be talked about on a case-by-case basis by the obtuse. People get so into picking apart the individual instances that they can’t see the forest for the trees. It’s exactly what’s happening with the undue use of police…

When I had my abortion (in NC), I had to sit in a group “therapy” circle and discuss the process and what forms of birth control I planned on using post-abortion.

Yes! I sent this tip. As someone who knows Stacey Newman personally, I can attest that she is one of the most kick-ass women I have ever met. She is always fighting the good fight for women in Missouri, and is someone we can all be proud of. Plus, she’s super nice, smart, and funny.