Same here. Would be wonderful.

Everytime I see the name “Swearingen” my body, regardless of whether my mind tells it not to, mutters “cocksucker”.

Unfortunately there are not enough Kristen Bells to issue to every carrier, thus some need to stay in port for a while for morale.

...and after all these years, why am I still GREY?!

Call me part of the minority, but I loved Mass Effect 3. Don’t get me wrong, the ending definitely left something to be desired, but I though the game was excellent. Not as excellent as ME2, but still excellent.

You have to Jew them down!

The real question is: What did they do to cross Hillary Clinton?

That would be fappish.

Periods, man, use periods.

Lets stop pretending this was any worse the the Diablo III or Sim City launches.

Apparently levity just isn’t your thing.

All these bugs coming from Ubisoft games are getting rediculous.

But, will it vape?

When you’re riding in the back of a C-130, it is no fun at all.

So gameplay wise.. it’s essentially a first person Mass Effect?

and my axe.

Yes, but they were shooting AT Zoey for being in a relationship with Charlie Young.

Ohh, another game where the protaganist wears skinny jeans.

Wife her.

You are commenting on something that you know very little about, in a blog where a majority of the commentators have vast, in depth, and often first hand knowledge about that something.