I’m not gonna lie, I have definitely pursuaded my wife to take Ibuprofen PM when she wasn’t feeling good at night, so I could play BF4 nice and loud.

At least there was boobies.

Agreed.

I am very ok with this.

Fus Ro Dah

I am happy to say that of the 5 cars on this list, I have owned, and loved, 3 of them.

I doubt he marathon’d every season of every series and every movie to catch up with the lore and to really know what Star Trek is all about. You get a sense watching the movies that he doesn’t really “get it”. As if he barely scratched the surface. It shows.

I like to watch Starship Troopers thinking that there is a book of the same, is just a cooincidence. It makes it much more enjoyable.

That would be taking a page from Rockstar’s book if it were true.

I do not lose my erection after having an orgasm, but only during sex. I can shoot it off and keep going.

The colors are still very dark and dull. Dull red, dull blue, dull gold. For Man of Steel, I get it, in the context of “Heres your suit, which are actually my pajamas with the family crest, now go save the world, son”. But now I assume Superman is trying to fight crime and save people and be the hero the world needs..…

Such Dark Knight Returns. I like it! Hope theres no Peter Weller in there though.

I would bang Aunt Mae.

He wasn’t playing a SEAL in that movie, he was playing a CIA field agent.

and lets not forget it had some of the best cinematography of the past 15 years.

Ohh and if I watch a video, I want to see the game, not a video of people talking about the game with the game in the background, barely viewable. If I wanted that shit, I’d watch a podcast!

Podcasts are fine, but if I click on a review that I want to read, or an article about an upcoming game, I don’t want a video. If I want a video, I will click on something that is advertised as a video. I don’t want them thrown in my face when looking for or at an article

As long as Kotaku doesnt go the way of IGN. The whole “Everything is a video! Even something that looks like a written article!” bullshit keeps me away.

MY EYES, what did I just watch?!

They are! In the future! Thats why in MGS4 you get a metal barrel!