Seriously. I'm white (well, my skin is), and I think white people jokes are hilarious.

Not all white people!!!!!

This is fucked up.

Nope, don't see it. They both look like chicks to me. I mean, cute chicks, sort of (meh), but not guys. The guy on top in the sweater looks very girlish to me.

Please school him on "female" for now. Maybe the rest will work itself out.

I don't consider those last two guys masculine looking at all. When I think masculine, I think Javier Bardem, Benicio del Toro, Tommy Lee Jones, Nick Nolte.
But I like my men REALLY rugged. RAWRRRR.

They also wore wigs and stockings!

YES. I don't look like either of those women (my proportions are smaller than both of them, and I'm more muscular so I have all overall harder look to me), yet I too am "curvy". Because my body curves in at the waist and when I stand sideways my butt sticks out. My thighs and calves are also sort of curvy. I was…

Yes! Not roommates but I have two casual friends who cannot stop lying. It freaks me out but it's so interesting.

I had a roommate who snored so loud you could hear her halfway down the block. She also had no issue having sex in front of me. And she pronounced "drawers" as "dzaws".

I don't want to get all "Kids these days!!!!" here but I remember around 2000 there was a guy in my school who was considered the most vile, awful, womanizing bastard, and what he'd do was have sex with women (twenty-somethings like him, who consented, who he was often actually dating) and take their photos (not sure…

I had sex for the first time at nineteen, with my first boyfriend. In January I had my first ever date and kiss, and by March I was like "Okay, let's bone." When we were finished, I gave him a hug and took a cab to the bus station because I was going out of town for the weekend. We dated for another few months and…

I'm not talking about jewelry or five hundred dollar shoes; I'm talking about simple nice clothing. Stuff that you probably couldn't sell.

Actually, in most developed countries there are laws holding unmarried couples accountable to each other. Because things like living together for years or purchasing property together or having children together are a big deal. And often signify a commitment.
You really need to get your head out of your ass.

You really can't get that much money from nice clothes. Jewelry, maybe. You might as well keep wearing them, especially since expensive clothes tend to be well-made.

Alright so what if I made plenty of money for several years, at which time I bought some beautiful clothes, only lose my job and fall on hard times? Those clothes are still in great shape, probably because they were so expensive. So, instead of continuing to wear them, I'm supposed to go out and buy some crap clothes…

People can commit without marrying. Yet another think you don't seem to understand.

Congrats on taking your first psych class. Now get out and live a little.

Fine, you're right. You can compare getting shock with the effect sex has on a relationship. But it's a poor comparison.
Honestly, this is like listening to my eleven year old niece talk about sex. You have no idea what you're talking about, child.

I don't think catastrophic means what you think it means.

And frankly, it sounds like YOU have a distorted view of sex. You're going to be fucking disappointed when it happens, dude.