It's definitely for the best that Elijah and Tad didn't start making out but a small, pervy part of me really wanted them to.

I just recently found out that Emma Decody's boyfriend in real life is Charlie from Girls. AND THEY ARE FUCKING ADORABLE TOGETHER.
Also, I think A&E and Farmiga should make a Norma Bates Sings the Standards album. Just Norma and her unexceptional voice, accompanying herself with clunky piano playing and singing the…

I like Nick. Though maybe he should wash his hair.

Yeah, that too.

He's the worst.

In my mind O'Brien as Oprah was inspired by the upcoming Nina Simone biopic starring Zoe Saldana.

He said "Chair truths."
(I watch this show with captions on because the jokes come fast and they come hard)

I'm not sure. Probably.

28 years ago, there was a show on ABC called Heartbeat starring Kate Mulgrew. Lynn Whitfield, and Gail Strickland. It was a medical drama (of course) about women doctors who open a medical center for women. It only lasted 18 episodes but is notable for being the first series to have a lesbian as a lead character.

The preview for this that I watched a few months ago was so bad, I was actually stunned. I wasn't sure if it was an actual medical drama or a parody of one. I can't wait to watch!

Why don't TV characters ever just paint over the fucking graffiti? They always have to emotionally scrub it with a sponge like they thought their garage door was a dry erase board. Less than a year ago Ryan Phillippe was doing the same thing in Secrets and Lies, another ABC mystery soap full of unsympathetic…

The remix seems to be the only version streaming anywhere, so if you're listening to Boys for Pele on Spotify the sudden transition from quaint piano ditty "Father Lucifer" to the flamingly gay rave-up thud of "Professional Widow" is jarring and a bit obnoxious. It throws the whole album out of whack. I blame Courtney…

This show is ridiculous but I am loving it. It's kind of a nice replacement for Revenge. I thought Quantico would fill the Emily Thorne shaped hole in my heart but it got way too silly and doesn't have a Emily VanCamp or a Gabriel Mann to make me care about the characters. And I like that it's a limited run series…

I was disappointed. I hope it gets better. Nicole Byer's "Be Blacker" sketch is one of the best things I've seen on YouTube. But the show kind of reminded me of All That where the performers play everything so broadly and the audience laughter seems to be either forced or mostly canned. It was a bit painful to watch.
B…

Did Clark and Darden really dance together in the office? Whether or not it's true, it was cliche and corny and was something they used to do on, like, Party of Five or Grey's Anatomy to try and create a "moment." But I wasn't buying it. The rest of the episode was great, but that scene just felt too manipulative.
And,…

I wonder what the Yelp reviews for the Bates motel look like.
"I was the only guest at the motel for the entire week and nobody ever seemed to be in the office. A police officer came by at least once a day for some reason. Lots of yelling and screaming coming from the owner's house. And one day she asked me if I was…

Hey, I vined it!

Yeah, there are a lot of plot threads left hanging at the moment. But I don't know if the show is interested in trying to wrap everything up neatly by the time the season is over. The way the show doesn't explicitly place blame and hasn't even shown us the complete truth of what happened that night… It seems like the…

I hope he gets a chance to sing more, because he has a pretty great voice.

Also: his butt.