If you arrange the evening so that Ricky and Valerie are performing the final dance during the final moments of the show, doesn't that remove any sort of suspense about who is going to be the final two? I'm sure Zack and Jessica knew what was up.

I thought Zack would place 2nd too. I can't dislike Valerie but I am surprised that she made it this far when her limitations started showing a while ago. I guess she reminds people of Shirley Temple and isn't threatening anyone by displaying any sort of sexuality. I just watched her the entire time imagining what it…

Isn't The Lamb the name of that movie that was going to be about Chris Gaines and star Chris Gaines as Chris Gaines?

I only hope that someday we will get an unauthorized look behind the scenes of The Unauthorized Saved By The Bell Story. It will be called The Unauthorized The Unauthorized Saved by the Bell Story Story.

I'm gonna need some gifs of faux-Screech doing Karate and swigging from a flask, please.

Yeah, that's been bothering me. Josh Duhamel is the best you could find? Was Chase Crawford unavailable or something?

Battle Creek is the home of Kellogg's, the maker of cereals such as Frosted Flakes, Rice Krispies, Froot Loops, etc. That makes the town sound a lot more interesting (and delicious) than it actually is. But I assume that is why the episode is titled "Cereal Killer."

I can't understand a damn thing she says.

That's a shame. How many episodes are left? I wonder if this basic story would have been more effective if they kept it to a two-hour movie.

I hate horror scenes like the one in the taxi, where obnoxious caricature's make stupid decisions because the writer needs them to.

Oh, come on. You know I wasn't being serious.
But I would be so pissed at life if it turned out that Ricky is actually also a fantastic singer. And he probably has, like, a huge penis too.

Valerie is cute, but she doesn't bring the sexy or any passion. Imagine if it had been Tanisha doing that hip-hop routine with tWitch instead. She brings an insane amount of precision and control that Valerie lacks.
Zack has really grown on me. I never expected him to last this long, but he consistently impresses me.…

Corey Stoll is stuck doing this for a few more years? Fuck that. Let him hand that shitty wig off to somebody else.

All of Gus and Felix's dialogue sounds like some middle-aged white dude's idea of how thugs talk, homie.

He does seem to always be watching the news whenever it's about his dad…

YES.

Hooray! Teti, I love your junk. This was a great way to start my day.

What do you suppose Tawney does all day? It seems her daily itinerary consists of: reading the bible, baking something, praying, uncomfortable small talk with her husband, and then going to bed early. She needs to take up kickboxing or start a Lean In Circle or something.

I decided to stop watching after tonight. No particular reason other than I realized I didn't like the show and I never will.

Lonny is adorable. He's like a cartoon character. Like Brendon Small come to life and with a beard.