Also known as "burnt gravy."

Who can forget all those memorable shots from the first film?

I said I like King. I agree with everything you said. But he's not the greatest American writer because of how many books he sold, and it's idiotic to suggest that he is. (I'll refrain from listing a series of geniuses who woul be more fitting of the honor by several miles, regardless of their sales stats.)

I like Stephen King, but you "argue those stats" by somebody else being a better writer than Stephen King. He sold the most books so he's the best American writer? Really??

Don't make us pull this country over!

This is quite a scoop, given that I first heard of it about 20 years ago.

I worked at a record store then. NOBODY bought "Down in the Groove."

This break better not be TOO good and long or he'll be dead.

Precisely.

Actually, "Trans" is still embarrassing.

I like the part where she wears a bindfold and screeches for ten minutes.

Well, as long as you're fine with it, I guess it isn't another in a long, fucking horrifying string of events.

By the same guy!

He did. With his head, against a curb.

I don't know why they didn't just cast somebody who looks exactly like Michael Jackson. Oh…wait. Never mind.

That looks AMAZING!!

Wrong song, but at least you got to type "masturbate."

I've always suspected Haskell is a bit of a fool.

That's exactly what I was thinking. This was right at the tail end of that streak, but I saw Being There and All That Jazz on the same day!

Finally.