Also won by Counting Crows.

This is where Lou Reed was heading before he luckily died of cancer.

And when he does, he does it with a pointless Scottish accent.

Because he was just recording funk albums and not remotely saving the world?

And he's not even rich!!

This stuff is about as hot as a Rod Stewart album.

I tend to avoid rock shows that contain mime.

Is the world really going to be THAT shocked by Tim Burton's admiration for Vincent Price?? Would we not be able to cope with such searing revelations?

I've always thought that clip from "The Other Side of the Wind" looks about as shitty as anything Welles ever shot.

I started considering that good news right after election night.

A high angle shot of Travis by himself makes him seem altogether lonely. It's an awful big leap to say that the viewer is supposed to be thinking that God is looking down on hhim.

Palin is pot to Trump's heroin- the gateway nincompoop.

Ha! (That would be NSFW because it looks like every office drone woman on earth's fantasy of killing her male boss.)

Those "Star Wars" suits are perfect for guys who don't want to get laid!

Especially if the perverted hoteliers are talking pigs.

That's more than I'll get when I die.

I love Prince but I was more than capable of detecting his weak songs before he died.

I'm a huge M*A*S*H fan, and I thought at the time - and still do - that it was poorly-written. MAJOR, life-altering events happen to each and every character. They fall like dominoes. And practically the entire point of the show was that Hawkeye could stay sane in the middle of the mess, and he ends up in a literal…

I actually hated the M*A*S*H finale.

Not that you've seen their performances. But okay.