How about you run up from behind and yell that in his face?

He would’ve gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for those pesky kids and that fancy dog of theirs...

I’m a Bengals fan and I do not understand the love affair our fan base has with this guy. He singlehandedly ruined our 99% chance of winning our first playoff game, against the Steelers no less. He’s a boil on our back and yet our dumbass fans cheer him on as if he is a saint.

Good thing there was that coaches film. It was almost the Burfict crime

Everyone thought you needed cardio for the Zombie Apocalypse. It turns out you needed it more for the Trump presidency.

41% of Americans are idiots who can’t read the writing on the wall that even more Americans really do fucking hate this guy that much that they won’t let him win.

What can Adam Silver do when there have been no criminal charges and the civil trial has yet to be resolved?

No need for you to be angry. Being stupid seems to fit you so well.

So when will there a BLM protest? Same time and place as the protests over the 19 shootings in Chicago the previous weekend?

This happened right across the street from my apartment. I’ve walked to that Cook Out drunk in the middle of the night dozens of times, never once felt unsafe. This is insane.

Maybe because that’s a central plank of Christianity?

It’s when you get Chinese food and there’s only one wanton in the soup so you gotta fight over it.

Ok Vontaze, you can get off the internet now...

Ironic that a guy who’s a dick and a huge ass at the same time doesn’t get that.

Usually you wait to tackle a receiver until the ball is thrown to him, though. I believe that randomly running at and diving through a receiver’s knees is frowned upon when the ball is actually thrown to a completely different receiver.

Am I crazy for feeling like no one ever asks this obvious fucking question? Like, as an engineer, it seems obvious to me that you want to exert most your force through their center of gravity, as opposed to a glancing blow on a foot, knee, shoulder or head? I mean sure, you could end their career with the right kind…

Yes, I seem to recall that is the part where people actually carry things.... like bags of groceries, purses, and occasionally footballs. (Mostly that last thing when on an actual football field in a game)

You actually CAN see some ribs! And her hip bones. She’s super skinny!

Right? How did this guy manage to out-asshole the (almost assuredly pudgy) dude calling a model-slim woman fat?

Can see ribs and is still “gross too fat lol”. There’s a lot of fuckwittage on display in this thread...