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I don’t think the average american believes the justice system is broken TBH

That Pence comes across as anything other than the unelectable, radical right-wing loon that he is speaks volumes about the horrorshow Trump represents

Pence managed to utter actual sentences, like a human would. After listening to Trump blather and spew, Pence sounds like Chuchhill.

Can he talk to my dad, please? He sounds like the same person, only my dad doesn’t give a shit about how incompetent Trump is...because ZOMG KILLARY CLINTON BENGHARGLE O’REILLY SAYS VINCE FOSTER WAS MURDERED SEAN HAMMITY TELL ME WHAT TO THINK

I wish we could just fast forward to Election Day and get this shit over with.

Neither joke is good or funny

“Many people” is now how we describe 5 tweets? Actually, I should clarify... Are the “many people” being referred to the 3 people responsible for said 5 tweets? Or the presumably rock solid un-named sources?

Slick Pence, Trump the bitchier

Basically, the winner of our debates is who remains the most chill. That would be Pence. Pence looked great. He did a great job in that regard. Problem is, almost none of what he said was true.

*in nick offerman voice* if trump becomes president in 2016, and replaced pence with ivanka, it will be the first time in history that a president and vice president have had sex with each other.

My father is a die hard Republican (never voted for a non-Republican) very much fiscally conservative, served in the ROTC, fairly racist older white male, loved Reagan and both Bush presidencies. Trump is so god damn stupid it made that man say “Fuck it I’m out. I can’t vote for him.”

The hilarious part are people saying maybe Pence should be at the top of the ticket. Yeah, let’s litigate Pence’s record, not Trump’s: in favor of conversion therapy for gays, wants funerals for aborted fetuses the mother’s would pay for, doesn’t believe in climate change or evolution, doesn’t think smoking causes

It’s terrifying that if this man had just a CURSORY sense of self-awareness he’d probably be elected president. Don’t even stop lying or talking about the wall or NATO or outsourcing or crooked Hillary. Just avoid half the irrelevant self-indulgent impulsive own-foot-shooting fuck-ups. Talk about how awesome you are

Trump’s plan is to murder Pence if he gets elected so he can replace him with Ivanka. Until then, he needs him alive.

Now I’m just throwing it out there. Maybe, just maybe, Trump might not be fit to be President.

I love you, Cudi! You don’t owe your fans an apology. Just heal, my angel.

Hope he’s back in the pursuit of happiness soon.

After a little time and with some help, hopefully he moves beyond shame and arrives at a place of pride for opening up about his mental illness, likely being an example to many others who suffer in silence.

Zero tolerance as in, “If you assault a woman, we’ll do zero about it.”

Did he have anything to say against Griffin when he broke his hand because he beat the shit out of a 5'8 man??? Only thing he had to say about that was that BG ruined clippers chances of winning a championship.