I can’t count how many times I’ve clutched in and barked my engine at an ignorant driver, instead of using the horn. Not only does it usually get the job done, but for some reason people don’t seem to get as angry as they do when they’re being honked at.

I just glanced at it reaaallll quick, but for a hot second, I thought you had spelled “excrement”. Had a good chuckle at that.

Reminds me of my cat, Pukey.  

“It was a spooky, rust-covered jeep!”

It is?  I remember when the promo poster came out, what, like 6 or 7 years ago?  Feels like yesterday.........I’m old.

This is right up there with Midnight Diner.

Waaaatch it. I’ve let pretty much all of my friends, save for a few, drive my Evo. Tastefully modded to around 350 wheel hp, it’s a fun car to drive, without being so overdone that it wants to kill you. Converted a few “no replacement for displacement” kinda guys with that car.

Big props to the guy for slingin’ it around those corners like a madman. I dunno why, but quads just never “clicked” with me. I find it hard to go fast/smooth. Steering with handlebars just feels so unnatural, especially once you add in the fact that you have to lean in the corners.  It’s like a four wheel…

Haha, yah, wow. I’m 5'6" with a 30" inseam. Still, managed the nearly 35" DR650 with relatively no problems. Just had to slide a cheek off and one foot it at every stop.

No where near 35 inches.

I buy jeans, not “pants”.

I’m 5'6", no idea on inseam. I used to ride a DR650. Don’t let height stop you from at least trying a ADV/dualsport. One of the best bikes I’ve ever owned.

The sad thing is, if they only poured as much energy as they do in hating the Epic store, into other avenues, these people might actually have had sex by now.

Up there with my co-worker constantly referring to his SUV as a “truck”.

Plus, I personally think ICEs are more engaging to drive, and there are lots of awesome gas-powered cars out there that drip with a level of soul that no modern EV can offer.

Used to drive a ‘93 Trans Am. Most tickets I ever received were in that thing. Had to take a day course to keep my license.

“FIX IT IN PRE-PRODUCTION.” The best advice I’ve ever received and a rule I’ll always live by.

Truth.

Maybe I’m just used to it, but man, back when I homebrewed more, I’d come in from doing yard work on a hot/humid day, go downstairs, pull a pint from the tap, and chug it down in couple of gulps. Pull another, take it out on the porch and nurse that.

I’ll defend PBR to the death, in terms of Cheapest/Most flavorful lawnmower beer.