Truth.

Maybe I’m just used to it, but man, back when I homebrewed more, I’d come in from doing yard work on a hot/humid day, go downstairs, pull a pint from the tap, and chug it down in couple of gulps. Pull another, take it out on the porch and nurse that.

I’ll defend PBR to the death, in terms of Cheapest/Most flavorful lawnmower beer.

I have never, in my entire life, seen a 7oz. portion of beer. In a bottle. Sold that way. On purpose.

Does it count if my DD was only made because of homologation? 

It seals in the flavo....I mean sweat.  It seals in the sweat.

Yah but as you’re surely aware, this is the kind of car the owner is going to be washing/waxing/working on just as much, or more, than driving it.

Man, and I thought changing spark plugs on my old LT1 was difficult.....

Last I heard it was at the bottom of the ocean. Luckily we’ve got the best man for the job searching for it.

Get a cat.

I mean, at 3 miles, with a 35mph max speed, just get a Grom and be done with it. Even electric doesn’t really make sense with that short of a range. Sure the Grom only holds like, what, a gallon and a half. But it gets 125mpg.

“I’ve put over 5,500 hours in, primarily on the BMX,” said Plex.

I’d second that, and add riding a motorcycle.

Have.....Have you ever ridden a motorcycle before?

Just the other day I had to move, quickly, out of the way to avoid being rear ended at a light. Would have pancaked me between the two cars if I wasn’t paying attention. I always pull up and slightly angle my bike towards the left, so if I need to make a quick maneuver, I’m already lined up and ready to go, without…

Obligatory. 

Some of the main roads around me have recently been converted from 2 lane into 1 lane/1 bike lane. At intersections they flare out to allow right turns, with the bike lane in-between the right turn lane and the lane going straight.

I swear I’m not laughing at you.

Yah, apparently it’s not. Durable, that is.

When “Long-Term” reliability results mean one year of driving, and numerous trans issues within that time frame, I’m not really leaning on “old stereotypes”. A week with a brand new vehicle is hardly enough time to evaluate it’s potential as a vehicle I’d want to own.  I like to keep my vehicles for the long term,…