Does it count if my DD was only made because of homologation? 

It seals in the flavo....I mean sweat.  It seals in the sweat.

Yah but as you’re surely aware, this is the kind of car the owner is going to be washing/waxing/working on just as much, or more, than driving it.

Man, and I thought changing spark plugs on my old LT1 was difficult.....

Last I heard it was at the bottom of the ocean. Luckily we’ve got the best man for the job searching for it.

Get a cat.

I mean, at 3 miles, with a 35mph max speed, just get a Grom and be done with it. Even electric doesn’t really make sense with that short of a range. Sure the Grom only holds like, what, a gallon and a half. But it gets 125mpg.

“I’ve put over 5,500 hours in, primarily on the BMX,” said Plex.

I’d second that, and add riding a motorcycle.

Have.....Have you ever ridden a motorcycle before?

Just the other day I had to move, quickly, out of the way to avoid being rear ended at a light. Would have pancaked me between the two cars if I wasn’t paying attention. I always pull up and slightly angle my bike towards the left, so if I need to make a quick maneuver, I’m already lined up and ready to go, without…

Obligatory. 

Some of the main roads around me have recently been converted from 2 lane into 1 lane/1 bike lane. At intersections they flare out to allow right turns, with the bike lane in-between the right turn lane and the lane going straight.

I swear I’m not laughing at you.

Yah, apparently it’s not. Durable, that is.

When “Long-Term” reliability results mean one year of driving, and numerous trans issues within that time frame, I’m not really leaning on “old stereotypes”. A week with a brand new vehicle is hardly enough time to evaluate it’s potential as a vehicle I’d want to own.  I like to keep my vehicles for the long term,…

So would my kids, apparently.  I can’t count how many times I’ve come home from work, right as bath time was wrapping up, only to be greeted by a flash and a blur of one or both of my nekkid children running around the house, laughing like a maniac.

FCA brand Whale Jizz+VI, bought from the dealer......Is.....Is that not the right stuff?

I love the looks, but well put together? Ehhhhhh

Yah, we had 3 different FCA minivans growing up. All 3 had to have transmissions rebuilt/replaced over the years, between 80-100k miles. Really like the look of the new Pacifica/”voyager”, but already seeing issues with them 1-2 years later and not much more than 40k on the clock.