WTF was he trying to accomplish here?

All you need is one, ONE oil change during -10 degree weather to understand this.

Beer.

That......That’s not a real hand, is it?

Plot twist, he works for Netflix.  

I had three main criteria when I last shopped for a car,

YAAAHHHSSSS

Messed with it a bit in photoshop, definitely looks like a older, small model truck, single cab. S-10 or ranger, leaning towards chevy from what I see.

I dunno man, I legitimately sat in awe for a few minutes the first time I played assassins creed in my browser.

Watch the video of the spacewalk when they were investigating this. The dude was tethered to a rigid robotic arm, with the other astronaut bracing him as well, and it still took him a excessive amount of time to just slice into some fabric with a knife. Every little movement he made to cut into that thing, hilariously…

Did you watch the video of the spacewalk? The guy took forever to cut a ~10" long slice into what looked like pretty thin fabric, with a knife. The other astronaut had to literally brace against the station, and hold him into place. This in conjunction with the guy being tethered on a robotic arm. Every little thing…

Second paragraph in my dude.

David, might wanna take a small ice scraper with you.

Goin’ to town with that knife.

Yes, it would, but that never happens.

Oh, I’m fully aware that it would be completely irrational. Something about thieving that just gets my blood boiling.

That’s why I said “incidents”.  I’m sure not all of those were just a dude riding up and swiping a purse.  They like to ride two up, stop next to another scooter/moped/bike, and the dude riding in the back jumps off and jacks the bike.

I’m in agreement. And I say this as another fellow motorcyclist. I lost a bike last year to a thief.

I’ve had a bike stolen before. Came out from my friends place at around midnight, bike was gone. Saw security footage of it being taken. Tell ya what, if I had a car handy, It’d be real hard not to use some “tactical” contact.