So who sunk Canada? the great lakes got ruined by all that nasty salt water after someone cut off canada and set it adrift.

You know what is the ultimate tailgating deterrent? not loafing in the passing lane

I know it has been used time and time again but........

I love Jalopnik's standing policy of saving all the most gloriously hyperbolic headlines for exhaust video posts.

It'd be weird if you're not.

Very reminiscent of the sound of an A-10 on a strafing run. So much win.

Is it weird that I'm slightly aroused right now?

Oh R'hllor, Lord of Light and Enemy of Darkness. I humbly ask that you accept my sacrifice and grant me the means to purchase this vehicle.

I KEEP THROWING MONEY AT MY SCREEN, BUT NOTHING IS HAPPENING!

Please solemnly swear to keep this shift knob.