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Don’t forget the part where they don’t market it at all and don’t even tell dealers it exists.

Don’t worry, we’ll get the Menlo XL - 5 row seating standard, 15 mile range, $98,000 MSRP.

Not me (was told never to hitchhike) but my high school French teacher met her husband by hitchhiking her way back home from the airport when her roommate forgot to pick her up.

911, obviously.

This is probably the nicest 22 year old Aerostar I’ve seen.   The problem is that price will buy you a much better 10 years newer Odyssey or Sienna.  The Sienna can be had with AWD if you need that.   This doesn’t seem all the appealing to me at this price.  At $2K I’d probably NP it, not at twice that. 

Interesting survivor, but I can’t figure out why you’d actually want to own one.

Funding TechBro living with Ferraris, Mansions, 40yr old Scotch, Escort sex parties, Coke, Wagyu beef, etc.

CP <<P====|=====>> NP

Sheesh, how can people watch videos like that “thrift with me”one on this article? There’s a jump cut every second; the volume fluctuates wildly and annoyingly, and her whole fake persona seems to be in wanting to be the most unlikable human being imaginable.

$50k for an Edge? What in the actual fuck....

100%:

What’s important to me is being able to open an article in Jalopnik without a video autoplaying.

Best to spend that $32k on hookers then. In one night. 

Whenever one spends 32k on anything other than a house, one’s first question should be “could this possibly get me laid?” And in this case the answer is no.

If enough of us vote CP it could cause a market shift towards more affordable used Porsches. 

I absolutely hate working on cars, but as someone who enjoy peeling, straining, cooking and Canning 40 pounds of tomatoes for fun, I understand that a hobby is a hobby.

Damn Bradley, I feel your pain.

I believe thats a master battery control module/ cooling, and yes Tesla does have them. Tesla incorporated it into the chassis while all other car makers made it an after thought and are slapping it over the front moter.

I take it you don’t have kids? Toys, TV remotes, flash lights, video game controllers, wireless mice are the most common items. I probably have 40-50 rechargeable batteries, but only 4-10 available at a time. 

I take it you don’t have kids? Toys, TV remotes, flash lights, video game controllers, wireless mice are the most…